Pathan Ki Flit Men Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai To Air Hostess Ne Pucha " Are You Sick Suffering From Fever?" Pathan Ne Jawab Diya
Pappu: Usko Pane Ke Liye Main Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad Padata! Banti: Fir Jagadde Kyon Nahin? Kisne Roka Tha? Pappu: Maine Socha Ki Vakat Kharab Chal Raha Hai Bhagwan Se Panga Lena Thik Nahin!
Garlfrend: Ek Taraf Paisa Hai Ek Taraf Dimaag Tum Kya Loge? Pappu: Paisa Garlfrend: Main To Dimag Leti Pappu: Ab Jiske Paas Jo Nahin Hai Vo Vahi To Lega
Pappu Ki Maa Pappu Ko Danttee Hue "Tu Hamesha Kharab Bachchon Ke Saath Khelta Hai Achchhe Bachchon Ke Saath Kyon Nahin Khelta?" Pappu: Kaise Khelun Achchhe Bachchon Ki Mammi Unhen Mere Saath Khelne Se Mana Kar Deti Hai!
Patni: Mera Dimag Kharab Ho Gaya Tha Jo Maine Tumse Shadi Ki Pati: Shak To Mujhe Bhi Hua Tha Lekin Main Pyar Men Tha Isliye Nazardandaj Kar Diya
Kya Aap Jaante Hain? Dimag Sharir Ka Sabse Mukhya Bhag Hota Hai Yah Chaubison Ghante Bina Ruke Kam Karta Rahta Hai Yah Janm Se Kam Chalu Karta Hai Aur Tab Tak Karta Rahta Hai Jab Tak Ki... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Shadi Nahi Ho Jati